I'm Not Invited To Any Exciting Parties

I Found That Being With Happy Positive People Annoys Me.

It's Not A Joke: I Really Do Like Being At Home.

There Was Some Women In A Café The Other Week That I Was Sat In, And She Came Up And She Sat Down With Her Mate And She Was Talkin' Loudly Goin' On About "oh The Baby's Lovely." They Said It's Got, Er, Lovely Big Eyes, Er, Really Big Hands And Feet. Now That Doesn't Sound Like A Nice Baby To Me. I Felt Like Sayin' It Sounds Like A Frog. But I Thought I Don't Know Her, There's Only So Much You Can Say To A Stranger. I Don't Know What Kept Me From Sayin' It.

If You Haven't Got Eyes, You Shouldn't Have Wings

I Don't Think I'd Be A Very Good Parent. I'd Be Too Honest.