I'm Not Happy All The Time, And

I've Copyrighted 3,000 Songs.

Plastic Surgeons Are Always Making Mountains Out Of Molehills.

I Wanted To Write A Book That Talked About The Emotions Of Children, Which Is The Rainbow. We All Have Moods. We Talk About Being Blue When We're Sad, And Being Yellow When We're Cowards, And When We're Mad, We're Red.

In Fact, I Bought Our First Family Television With My Own Money, Putting It On Credit And Then Paying It Off Every Week.

I Like To Think I've Been A Good Example And An Inspiration To Some People. And Some People Say That About Me, But I'm Just Going About My Work And Doing What I Do Best. I'm A Very Professional 'me.'