I'm Not As Surprised In Going From

Most Times When You Try To Be All Things To All People, You End Up Being Nothing.

I Have The Obsessiveness Of Someone Who's A Sober, Recovering Addict Displacing His Addiction. Except I Never Had The Addiction.

I Don't Jerk Off Because I'm Horny. I'm Sort Of Half-chick. It's Like District 9. I Can Fire Alien Weapons. I Can Insert A Tampon. No, I Do It Because I Want To Take A Brain Bath. It's Like A Hot Whirlpool For My Brain, In A Brain Space That Is 100 Percent Agreeable With Itself.

I'm Not Deluded Enough To Think That Everyone Who Knows My Name Is A Listener. You Know, I Hope That Part Of That Interest - Part Of That Public Interest - Has To Do With Me Still Making Records That People Like.

Trying To Impress My Mother With Words Was One Of My Favourite Pursuits.