I'm Not An Actress, I'm A Personality.

I Had No Desire To Be An Film Actress, To Always Play Somebody Else, To Be Always Beautiful With Somebody Constantly Straightening Out Your Every Eyelash. It Was Always A Big Bother To Me.

Until They Come To See Us From Their Planet, I Wait Patiently. I Hear Them Saying: Don't Call Us, We'll Call You.

In America, Sex Is An Obsession, In Other Parts Of The World It's A Fact.

Chanel Was A Workaholic. She Must Have Had A Lot To Forget.

Once A Woman Has Forgiven Her Man, She Must Not Reheat His Sins For Breakfast.