I'm Not A Truthiness Fanatic, I'm Truthiness's

Young Girls Are Obsessed With Having A Thigh Gap. I Blame The Impossible Body Standards Set By Spongebob.

Brb, Ttyl Ok? Wow, I Saved A 'ton' Of Time With Those Acronyms.

The Only Thing That Keeps Us Going Back To One Another Is That We're All Filled With Such Enormous Self-doubt. We Have Doubts About Our Ability To Be Alone, To Self-actualize.

Forgot To Live-tweet The Election Last Night, So I'm Post-tweeting Today. I'll Start As Soon As My Fingers Unclench From Their Rage Fists.

Attack Life, It's Going To Kill You Anyway.