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I Respect So Much The Work That So Many Women Do, But That's Just Not What I Do. I Have A Job Where I Advertise Yogurt That Makes You Poop, And People Love It And Tell Me About Their Bowel Movements, Every Day.

I'm Age-appropriate. I Dress Age-appropriately, I Choose Mates Age-appropriately. I'm A Big Believer In People Should Act Their Age...

My Favorite Time Of The Holidays Is When The Children Have Torn Open Their Loot And Delivered Their Verdicts And Are Looking To You For Something Else ... Memories That Have Nothing To Do With Things Bought.

We Sit At Our Consoles And Play "gears Of War", But We Don't See Images From War. We Don't Turn On The News And See The Evidence Of War, The Result Of War. Maybe Twice A Year, Memorial Day, Veterans Day, We'll Go Out, We'll Hang Our Flags, We'll Try To Inculcate In Our Children Some Sense Of National Honor For The Fallen. But Really, We Don't See It. We Just Don't See The Pictures. There's No Drive-by On The Freeway Of Death Up Close. So We Don't Really See Bravery.

[comedian Jerry Seinfeld Was Nominated For A Grammy For His Spoken-word Children's Album] Halloween... Don't Give Up On Me.