I'm Not A Particularly Religious Person, But

I Am Someone Who Values Truth - Actual Truth As Opposed To 'truthiness.'

I Would Be Good For Maybe Not The Center Square But An Upper Square On 'hollywood Squares.'

I Used To Enjoy The Anonymity Of Being A Literary Figure And Occasionally A Public Radio Figure.

The Reality Is That There Is An Enormous Value To Gut-check Instinctive Decision-making In The World That Is Not Hampered By Reams And Reams Of Research And Complexity.

I Think There Are Very Few Invisible Musical Instrument Players Out There Who Can Claim The Chops And Sheer Perseverance Of Björn Türoque, The World's Perennial Second-place Air Guitar Champion. Whoever This Dan Crane Might Be, He's Captured The Mad, Seductive Spirit Of The Arbitrary Skill Contest Perfectly, And Rocks It Hard Into The Hot Finnish Night. There Is No Number Of Umlauts That Do This Jekyll And Hyde Of Air-rocking Justice.