Golf And Dating Don't Mix.

I Don't Think Anyone Really Is Interested In Reading About My Emotional State. It's Not Even Interesting To Me.

I Just Feed Off The Energy Of The Audience.

I Couldn't Be Happier That President Bush Has Stood Up For Having Served In The National Guard, Because I Can Finally Put An End To All Those Who Questioned My Motives For Enlisting In The Army Reserve At The Height Of The Vietnam War.

I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round Up The Toupee People.

Hey, I May Loathe Myself, But It Has Nothing To Do With The Fact That I'm Jewish.