I'm Not A Great Singer

Buckethead [former Guns N' Roses Guitarist] Is Probably Twice As Good A Guitar Player As Me And Slash Combined, And Can Stand Having Fried Chicken Rubbed Up Against His Face All Night For A Couple Of Hours.

No Matter How Beautiful A Girl Is, She Still Shits.

My First Impression Of Van Halen Was That David Lee Roth Was A God, And That So Was Eddie.

I Went There Anyway-knowingly, Willingly-because I Wanted A Number One Hit. I Wanted What Metallica Had, Even If It Meant Selling A Piece Of My Soul To The Devil.

Brother Will Kill Brother, Spilling Blood Across The Land...