I'm 47, My Girlfriend's 33; She's 14

There Were Days When We Used To Say, What Was In Today's Paper Is Tomorrow's Fish-and-chip Paper.when I Became Successful, I Enjoyed Myself A Little.

I'm An Entertainer. I Don't Go Round Saying I'm A Paragon Of Virtue, So That Is Clearly Not In The Public Interest.

The Trick Is Always To Write In Pairs Because If At Least Two People Find It Funny, You've Immediately Halved The Odds Of It Not Being Funny.

In England, I've Done A Whole Bunch Of Stuff Where I Just Make A Complete Ass Of Myself. I've Been Doing It For 20 Years, So I Just Gravitate Toward It Anyway. I'd Rather Do That Than Do The Stuff Where I'm Supposed To Be Trying To Look Cool In Some Way. It's More Interesting To Me.

I Love People Who Are Openly Gay In Theatre, Because They Have License To Do What They Like, And There's A Kind Of Artistic Liberal Tolerance Thing That Goes On.