I'm More Of A Clown, A Tragic

My Mother Always Said 'don't Bother Other People.' I Think That's Good Advice.

If You Decide On Having An Alcoholic At Your Party, Make Sure It's A Large Gathering. This Way, Until The Alcoholic Begins Removing Their Clothes Or Dangling The Cat Out The Window, They Can Sort Of Blend In. An Alcoholic At A Small Gathering Is Called An Intervention.

I Hate Playing Pretty Or Sane People. Most People Are Not Attractive Or All There.

I Like To Be The One In Charge Of Everything.

That's How All Theater Should Be Done - You Only Have One Chance To See It And Then It's Gone. One Night Only.