I'm More Financially Successful, But It Just

Cathy Was The First Widely Syndicated Humor Strip Created By A Woman. The Strip Was Pretty Revolutionary At The Time Not Only Because It Starred A Female, But Also Because It Was So Emotionally Honest About All The Conflicting Feelings Many Women Had In 1976.

Every Time I Get Something Under Control In My Own Life, The World Provides More Material.

A Young Bride Can Put On Makeup At 6 In The Morning And Look Fabulous At Midnight. I Have About A 15-minute Window Where I Actually Look Good, And Then I Have To Wash My Face And Start Over.

Small Wastebasket Liners, $1.17 ... Tall Wastebasket Liners, $2.29 ... Garbage Can Liners, $3.98 ... I Think I Just Spent $7.44 Buying Something I'm Going To Throw Away.

Allow Yourself To Graduate, Every Five Years.