I'm Just Writin' About My Little Ol'

Women Are God's Last Creation. You Suppose He's Saying, "what Should I Do To Follow This?" Well, It's Really A Head -scratcher. I Think Women Are Absolutely Wonderful. I Think This World Is Going To Be Governed By Women.

They Shaved A Little Piece Of Bone Off My Small Toe. You See, You Balance Yourself A Certain Way And This Toe Had Grown Under The Other Ones. So He Cut It Loose, Where I Could Balance Myself And It Makes Me Walk Straight.

I Can't Really Say Why Everyone Loves Bob Wills' Music, But I Have Yet To Meet A Person Who Didn't Like It.

I Think It Was Tommy Who Told Me, 'when Your Song Is Called 'xyz' Or Whatever, Every Line Has Got To Make Sense Against Your Title.' He Showed Me Little Methods Of Proving To Yourself Whether The Line Belongs, And Ways Of Finding Out Whether You Were Able To Get More Out Of A Line If You Tried.

Evolution Is A Laughing Matter For Anybody That's Got A Rational Mind.