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There Is An Incredible Film, 42. It's The Incredible Story Of Jackie Robinson. I Have Extolled The Virtues Of This Movie To Everyone I Meet. I've Given Quotes To Everyone I Talk To.

Sandy Koufax Went To The Same School As Me. I Graduated Two Years Ahead Of Sandy.

You Know What Amazes Me About Ufo's? They Never Land At The White House. They Always Land At Laramie, Wyoming. Thiry Miles Out, Where They're Seen By One Farmer.

You Cannot Talk To People Successfully If They Think You Are Not Interested In What They Have To Say Or You Have No Respect For Them.

Let's Not Become So Worried About Not Offending Anybody That We Lose The Ability To Distinguish Between Respect And Paranoia.