I'm Happy. I Don't Ever Have To

Health Consists Of Having The Same Diseases As One's Neighbors.

You Don't Have To Do Anything.

Manners Are Love In A Cool Climate.

Development Of Character Consists Solely In Moving Toward Self-sufficiency.

To Minimize My Guilt At Going To The Pictures - To Call This Wanton Pursuit Of An Effete Pleasure By Another Name - I Needed Movie Companions As Drunkards Need Drinking Partners. If I Entered A Cinema Alone, God Might Plunge His Arm Through The Roof Of The Auditorium Booming In A Stereophonic Voice, 'and You, Crisp, What Are You Doing Here?' I Would Never Have Dared Reply, 'i'm Just Enjoying Myself, Lord.'