I'm Gonna Hump Ya. Like Deputy Dog...

I'm Not Mother Teresa. But I'm Not Frank Bough, Either. I Am Getting Older And A Bit More Sensible. I'm Not Going To Be Popping Up In Dungeons Every Six Months. If You Catch Me Preaching Fidelity While I Am Shagging Chickens Then Throw The Book At Me. Otherwise, Leave Me Alone.

In England, I've Done A Whole Bunch Of Stuff Where I Just Make A Complete Ass Of Myself. I've Been Doing It For 20 Years, So I Just Gravitate Toward It Anyway. I'd Rather Do That Than Do The Stuff Where I'm Supposed To Be Trying To Look Cool In Some Way. It's More Interesting To Me.

A Woman Wearing A Revealing Dress Will Always Be Sexier Than A Naked Woman.

I Do Like To Make People Cringe. That Discomfort, Tension, Embarrassment, Pain - All Of Those Things Interest Me, And Not Through Some Sort Of Masochistic Or Sadistic Impulse. It Illuminates What Being A Human Being Is. It Taps Into What It Is To Be Human More Incisively Than Stuff That's Just Very Pedestrian.

The Best Feeling In The World Is Performing In Front Of A Live Audience Who Like What You're Doing. I Can Understand Why People Become Dictators Just Because Of The Thrill They Get Making The Speeches.