I'm Going To Live Forever, Or Die

And I'm A Pair Of Pants With A Hole Scorched Through The Ass?

Just As There Are Laws Of Conservation Of Matter And Energy, So There Are In Fact Laws Of Conservation Of Pain And Joy. Neither Can Ever Be Created Or Destroyed. But One Can Be Converted Into The Other.

We Did Make Use, From Time To Time, Of Candles, Neckties, Scarves, Shoelaces, A Little Water-color Paintbrush, Her Hairbrush, Butter, Whipped Cream, Strawberry Jam, Johnson’s Baby Oil, My Swedish Hand Vibrator, A Fascinating Bead Necklace She Had, Miscellaneous Common Household Items, And Every Molecule Of Flesh That Was Exposed To Air Or Could Be Located With Strenuous Search.

The Delusion That One's Sexual Pattern Is The Only Right Way To Be Is Probably The Single Most Common Sexual-psychosis Syndrome Of This Era, And It Is Virtually Almost Always The Victim's Fault. You Cannot Acquire This Delusion By Observing Reality.

Shared Joy Is Increased, Shared Pain Is Lessened.