I'm Funnier Now Because I'm Braver And

I Avoided Reality For Most Of My Life. But Once You Deal With It, It's Kind Of Cool.

There Isn't Any New Man. The New Man Is The Old Man, Only He Whines More.

I Know How To Do Anything, I'm A Mom.

Laugh Every Day As Much As You Can.

When I Was Three, I Fell And I Got Bell's Palsy In My Face. My Mom Said The First Day She Called The Rabbi, And He Said A Prayer For Me But Nothing Happened. The Second Day She Called The Mormons, And They Said A Prayer For Me And My Face Was Healed, So My Whole Life Was Going Around As A Jew Who Was Giving Talks In Mormon Churches About Being Healed By The Mormons.