I'm Enjoying The Work While I Get

Self-love Is A Good Thing But Self-awareness Is More Important. You Need To Once In A While Go ‘uh, I’m Kind Of An Asshole.’

My Uncles Were All Funny. My Dad Wasn't Funny, But My Uncles Were All Funny. Now I Go Back And I Like Him Better Than Them, They Were Manipulative Funny.

When You Have Bacon In Your Mouth, It Doesn't Matter Who's President.

Stereotypically Speaking Feminists Can't Take A Joke. ::audience Boo:: See?

When I Got Divorced, I Thought 'well, There Goes My Act.'