I'm Either Mentally Ill Or Jewish. I

As Prime Minister Of Israel, I Will Introduce A Bill Into The Knesset That Will Simply Pay The Arabs Not To Shoot At The Jews.

Somewhere Within The Concept Of Justice, The Worst Of The Guilty Must Always Be Removed. I Cannot Divorce This, Not Completely. The People Must Have Justice And So I Want To Reinstate And Enshrine The Blessed And Holy Guillotine!

My Husband Says, 'god, Roseanne, I Can't Remember The Last Time We Had Sex.' Well, I Can, And That Is Why We Ain't Doing It.

I'm A Heterosexual. I Don't Know Why I'm Like This. I Was Just Born This Way.

Have You Heard About The Women Who Stabbed Her Husband 37 Times? I Admire Her Restraint.