I'm Dyslexic, I Have Attention-deficit Disorder, And

Nobody Ever Told Me, I Found Out For Myself, You Gotta Believe In Foolish Miracles, It's Not How You Play The Game, It's If You Win Or Lose, You Can Choose, Don't Confuse, Win Or Lose.

There Are No Indisputable Truths.

I Discovered Rock'n'roll. You Could Go Round Europe In A Van With Your Best Mates, Drinking Beer, Smoking Dope And Screwing Chicks.

I Don't Want You To Play Me A Riff That's Going To Impress Joe Satriani; Give Me A Riff That Makes A Kid Want To Go Out And Buy A Guitar And Learn To Play.

There Are No Invisible Seams.