I'm Dating A Woman Now Who, Evidently,

Was The Buddha Married? His Wife Would Say, "are You Just Going To Sit Around Like That All Day?"

I'm Dating A Homeless Woman. It Was Easier Talking Her Into Staying Over.

You Know It's Funny That None Of The Regular Late-night Shows Now Use Guest Hosts The Way Johnny Did. No One Talks About It Much, But It's Curious That They Don't Do It. They Would Each Have To Be Asked The Reason Why They Don't.

I Actually Think I'm More Of A Turtle Than Verne Is. Where Verne Is Up On Two Legs And Moving At Full Speed And Doesn't Pull His Head Into The Shell Very Often, I In Reality Was Five Or Ten Minutes Later To Every Recording Session.

I'm Very Loyal In Relationships. Even When I Go Out With My Mom I Don't Look At Other Moms.