I'm Dating A Woman Now Who, Evidently,

Dr. Phil Is Hiding Something. Otherwise, Why Wouldn't He Use His Last Name?

But I Really Like Hosting, I Think It's A Strength Of Mine. It Allows Me To Improvise, And I Love The Spontaneity Of That, And I Think I'm Funny Behind The Desk When Interviewing Someone.

Oysters Are Supposed To Enhance Your Sexual Performance, But They Don't Work For Me. Maybe I Put Them On Too Soon.

I Once Made Love For An Hour And Fifteen Minutes, But It Was The Night The Clocks Are Set Ahead.

Women Need To Know That Not All Guys Are Going To Hurt Them The Way That The Guy Did Before They Started Dating Me. I Know Guys I Wouldn't Go Out With.