I'm Always Looking For A Fresh Perspective

Justice Is A Word That Resides In The Dictionary. It Occasionally Makes Its Escape, But Is Promptly Caught And Put Back Where It Belongs.

Seems Like Every Other Day There's Somebody On The News, Somebody Gets Killed Or Does Something Crazy And All The Neighbors And Everybody Says, "i Can't Believe He Did That, I Can't Believe She Did That."

I Love Satan. Christianity Is So Boring. If Star Wars Didn't Have That Evil Imprint, They Wouldn't Sell Two Tickets. Satan Sells Tickets. That Dude, Darth Maul, He Was Down With Satan. Put It This Way, Satan Loves To Party, He Loves To F**k And He Loves To Eat Rich, Delicious Food. Actually That Sounds A Lot Like Kyle Gass (his Bandmate).

I Recommend That Everyone In Their Youth Be As Out Of Shape As Possible So That When You Turn 40, People Can Go, "wow, You Look Much Better Now."

Part Of The Acting Gig Is When You're Let Loose Some Improvs And Put Stuff Into Your Own Words Every Once In A While. That Doesn't Get You A Writing Credit Or More Money. It Just Makes It More Fun.