I'm Always Amazed When I Hear People

If You Don't Drink 56 Bottles Of Water A Week, Scientists Say You Should Take A Garden Hose At The End Of The Week And Shove It Up Your Ass.

It's A Shame Cars Don't Run On Cognitive Dissonance.

I Never Write Anything Down. I Write Onstage.

These People [the Christians] Watched The Flintstones As If It Were A Documentary.

I Have Never Thought Of My Entertainment As Being Able To Bring About Social Change. I Am Seriously Always Looking For The Laugh. What It Did Make Me Conscious Of Was Having Empathy For Those Without Any Power In This Country. That Has Always Stuck With Me.