I'm A Weirdo Magnet, But I'm Handling

I Get Given Loads Of Rubbish. So, I Have Two Alanis Morissette Records Which I Hide When Anyone With Taste Calls Around.

I Believe Very Strongly That When It Comes To Desire, When It Comes To Attraction, That Things Are Never Black And White, Things Are Very Much Shades Of Grey.

I Think The Scariest Addiction On This Planet Is To Alcohol. Because Alcohol Is A Very Addictive Drug, And It Ruins Families, It Ruins Relationships. And It Is Socially Acceptable, And It Is Easy To Find. Controlled Substances, Other Drugs Are More Difficult To Get, And It's A Crime To... To Buy Them. But Alcohol Is Everywhere. And If You Are Unfortunate Enough To Become Addicted To It, It Can Be Disastrous. And There Is Still A Stigma Attached To Alcohol Addiction, Or Addiction In General. It Is Perceived As... An Addict Is Perceived As Somebody Of Weak Moral Fiber

When Every Day Became A Hangover And When You Look At Yourself In The Mirror And Go 'i Don't Like How You're Coming Across To People.' And When Every Day Just Started To Feel The Same. After The 50th Shag, It Doesn't Mean So Much Anymore.

Imitation Is The Highest Form Of Flattery, But Clones Kind Of Get It Wrong Because We Are Promoting Individuality And Being Proud Of Being Yourself.