I'm A Teacher Still, But With A

Americans Are An Odd Bunch, But They Grow On You.

Young People Don't Always Do What They're Told, But If They Can Pull It Off And Do Something Wonderful, Sometimes They Escape Punishment.

And Please God, Grant Me The Wisdom To Remember That I Am Writing For Children, Not Golden Stickers.

Question (from A Reader) : Will The Wise Goddess Athena Overthrow Zeus And Become The Ruler Of Olympus? Athena's Answer : What An Interesting Idea . . . No, Just Kidding, Dad. Put Away The Lightning Bolt.

It Seemed Weird Calling A Teenager 'sir' But I'd Learned To Be Careful With Immortals. They Tended To Get Offended Easily. Then, They Blew Stuff Up.