I'm A Soldier Who Didn't Know How

To Me, Friendship Means Loving Tolerance.

The Greatest Thing My Dad Taught Me Came From When I Called Him From A Phone Booth And Said, 'hungry. No Bus Token. Please. Out Of Options.' He Said, 'pfft, Get A Job.

It Was A Democracy In The Truest And Most Frustrating And Most Rewarding Sense Of The Word. Anybody Could Come In And Say, "you Know, I'm Just Not Cool With That." We'd Be Like, "who's That?" "oh, I Was Just Cleaning The Trailers." It Was Nuts.

Im Such A Work In Progress At The Moment, Its Crazy, And Life Wants Me On Edge, I Swear To You. But As Long As I Dont Forget The Past, Im Cool. One Must Always Be Mindful, Just Like You Might Forget That Old Girlfriend Who Tried To Slit Your Throat, But Shes Really Still Hot. If You Remember The Stitches More Than You Remember The Pussy, Youre Going To Be Just Fine.

I Really Don't Want To Thank My Wife Because I Could Be Bussing Tables At The Daily Grill Right Now If Not For Her. Jesus, What A Gig That'd Be.