I'm A Skinny, Geeky, High School Dropout

I Love Everything About My Job, Except Being Away From The Kids.

I Mean, I Never Liked Being Told What To Do. It's One Of The Reasons I Dropped Out Of School. Give Me Something To Assemble, I Won't Look At The Directions, I'll Try To Figure It Out By Myself. It's Why I Love Ikea Furniture.

When You Have Kids, You See Life Through Different Eyes. You Feel Love More Deeply And Are Maybe A Little More Compassionate. It's Inevitable That That Would Make Its Way Into Your Songwriting.

To Women, Drummers Seem Like These Adorable, Sexy Neanderthals, And Lead Singers Seem Mysterious And Dangerous. So While The Lead Singers All Want To Be David Bowie, Floating Into Parties And Being The Center Of Attention, It's The Drummers Who Are In The Corner Doing Keg Stands And Breaking Tables. Usually It's The Drummers Who Get The Fun-loving Ladies And The Singers Who Get The Nutcases.

It's Funny; Recently I've Started To Notice People's Impersonations Of Me, And It's Basically Like A Hyperactive Child.