I'm A Real People-pleaser.

I Know It's A Cliche, But The Whole Family Is Just Whacked. I Mean, We're All Out Of Our Minds. They're The Funniest, Most Eccentric Bizarre People I've Ever Met, My Siblings.

I Got Lucky. I Won The San Francisco Stand-up Comedy Competition In 1977 While I Was Still At San Francisco State.

If I Only Ran When Nothing Hurt, I Would Never Run.

I Have This Dream Life Where I Get To Be A Celebrity But I Get To Kind Of Navigate The World Fairly Easily Because I'm Always In Character.

I Think Free Speech Is Probably The Coolest Thing We Have In This Country, And Again, You Can Label It Hate Speech And Dismiss It, And Then You're Allowed To Censor It.