I'm A Much Nicer Person Since My

An Irishman Will Always Soften Bad News, So That A Major Coronary Is No More Than 'a Bad Turn' And A Near Hurricane That Leaves Thousands Homeless Is 'good Drying Weather'.

There Is Only One Immutable Law In Life - In A Gentleman's Toilet, Incoming Traffic Has The Right Of Way.

I Went Through Life Like An Idiot For A Great Deal Of The Time, Saying There's Nothing I Would Change. That Was A Very Arrogant Thing To Say. There's A Lot I Would Change. There Are People I Would Have Steered Clear Of.

Arnold Bennett Was A Writer I Admired. He Was Actually Taking Notes At His Father's Deathbed.

The Problem With Ireland Is That It's A Country Full Of Genius, But With Absolutely No Talent.