I'm A Much Happier Guy Than A

Holding Frances In My Arms Is The Best Drug In The World.

I've Always Quit Jobs Without Telling The Employer That I Was Quitting; I Just Wouldn't Show Up One Day.

You Can't Buy Happiness

I Always Wanted To Experience The Street Life Because My Teenage Life In Aberdeen Was So Boring. But I Was Never Really Independent Enough To Do It. I Applied For Food Stamps, Lived Under The Bridge, And Built A Fort At The Cedar Mill.

I'm Not Well-read, But When I Read, I Read Well.