I'm A Mad Dog Whose Only Concern

Any Time A Little Midget Does Something Like This, You Gotta Give Him A 10!.

You Can't Start A Diet In The Middle Of The Week, That's Just Stupid.

I'm Not A Role Model... Just Because I Dunk A Basketball Doesn't Mean I Should Raise Your Kids.

Curling Is Not A Sport. I Called My Grandmother And Told Her She Could Win A Gold Medal Because They Have Dusting In The Olympics Now.

Everything Gets Blamed On The Clintons, Every Single Thing In This World. I Think Bill Clinton Shot Jfk, Too.