I'm A Little Prejudiced When It Comes

Whoever Supports The Farmer Is The Guy For America.

You'll Never Get Ahead By Blaming Your Problems On Other People.

I'm Drowning In Whiskey River.

My Doctor Tells Me I Should Start Slowing It Down - But There Are More Old Drunks Than There Are Old Doctors So Let's All Have Another Round.

My Sister Played The Piano. She’s Two Years Older Than Me, And I Always Wanted To Play Something. So My Grandmother Got The Guitar For Me, And Showed Me A Couple Of Chords To Start Off. And Then I Got Me A Book. Next Thing You Know, I Was Playing Along With Sister.