I'm A Lapsed Catholic In The Best

I Would Never Do Crack... I Would Never Do A Drug Named After A Part Of My Own Ass, Okay?

I Want You To Take Away The Hope Because That's The Thing That's Killing Me.

You Try To - You Want To Fly On Both Sides Of The Political Fence Because That's Where The - Where The Comedy Is.

There's Not Going To Be A 'rescue Me' Movie. Not A Chance.

There Is A Huge Boom In Autism Right Now Because Inattentive Mothers And Competitive Dads Want An Explanation For Why Their Dumb-ass Kids Can't Compete Academically, So They Throw Money Into The Happy Laps Of Shrinks . . . To Get Back Diagnoses That Help Explain Away The Deficiencies Of Their Junior Morons. I Don't Give A [bleep] What These Crackerjack Whack Jobs Tell You - Yer Kid Is Not Autistic. He's Just Stupid. Or Lazy. Or Both.