I'm A Fun Dad, But I Don't

Don't Underestimate Your Kids. Don't Be Condescending, Because They're Children But They're Not Stupid.

I Don't Like To Get Angry. It Doesn't Make Me Feel Good. It Is Very Human, But It's Also A Loss Of Control, And I Like To Have That Kind Of Control.

I've Waited My Entire Life To Be Busy. Whenever I Hear Actors Complain About Being Busy, I Think, 'shut Up.' Because You Do, You Wait To Be Successful Or To Be Able To Work.

In The United States, There Is A Restaurant Called The Outback Steakhouse, And I Could Survive In There For Several Weeks At Least, Sustaining Myself On Bloomin' Onions And, I'm Sure, Their Legitimate And Very Australian Cuisine. In The Real Outback? I Give Myself About 14 Minutes.

For The Better Part Of My Adult Life, I Proudly Avoided Nerd/nimrod/goober Status. I Was Always Just Cool Enough.