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If You Let Go Of Fart Jokes, You've Let Go Of A Piece Of Humanity.

If Something Is Making Us Bored, We Should Probably Keep It Shorter.

I Like Things That Are Immature And Offbeat And Bizarre. Random Jokes. Weird Stuff. And Stupid. Stupid Is The Highest Compliment A Person Can Pay To Me.

I Remember My Dad Turning To Me - My Dad Loves To Turn To Me And Explain Why Things Are Funny. He Used To Do That With Seinfeld All The Time. He Did It With Colombo, Too, Set The Scene.

It's Cool To Know That You're Doing Something That People Of All Ages Can Watch And Enjoy, Even Though My Bread And Butter Is A Little Dirtier. It's Cool To Just Be Involved In Something That's That Big And Joyous And Meant To Make People Feel Happy.