I'm A Ballplayer. I Know How Hard

There's Nothing Like Opening Day. There's Nothing Like The Start Of A New Season. I Started Playing Baseball When I Was Seven Years Old And Quit Playing When I Was 40, So It's Kind Of In My Blood.

I Was Three Over. One Over A House, One Over A Patio, And One Over A Swimming Pool.

I Used To Be A Mad Hitter. And Then I Learned The Longer You Wait Out The Ball, The Better You See It. And The Better You See It, The Harder You Hit It. And The Harder You Hit It, The Higher Your Average Is Going To Be. And The Higher Your Average Is, The More Money You're Going To Make.

My Problems Are All Behind Me!

Do I Want Someone To Get More Hits Than Me? No. Do I Want Someone To Hit More Home Runs Than Me? No. Do I Want Someone To Have More Rbi Than Me? No. I Get A Kick Out Of Seeing The All-time Leaders And My Name's On Top Of Every One, With The Exception Of Strikeouts. I Get A Kick Out Of That.