I'll Never Let Your Head Hit The

Sometimes I Get Scared That I’m Going To Enter A Web Address Into Twitter Thinking It Was My Browser. That Would Be Bad.

I've Realized You Can Use A Fork As A Spoon If You Use It Rapidly Enough.

Everybody Enjoys Arguing About The Current State Of Music Because It Feels As If You Are Talking About Something Incredibly Important, Yet It Requires Little Understanding Of The Subject Matter At Hand. It's Like World Politics Meets The Pink Questions In Trivial Pursuit. Points Are Made But Nothing Gets Accomplished.

You Should Have A Picture Of Yourself As A Kid In Your Home So That You Remember Where You Came From.

Songs Can Be Trojan Horses, Taking Charged Ideas And Sneaking Past The Ego's Defenses And Into The Open Mind.