I'll Leave The Swearing To The Jane

So Being Two Different People In One Day Unnerved Me To No End.

The Things We Like Best Are Either Illegal, Immoral Or Fattening.

If We Don't Stand For Something, You May Be Sure We Will Fall For Anything.

You See I Found I Didn't Have To Act To Be Happy

Years Ago The Public Used To Hound Me But Now I Can Go Shopping In Peace