I'll Bet You The Time Ain't Far

You Must Never Tell A Thing. You Must Illustrate It. We Learn Through The Eye And Not The Noggin.

I Never Met A Man I Didn't Get A Kind Of Strange And Exciting Tingling Sensation From.

Eventually You Will Reach A Point When You Stop Lying About Your Age And Start Bragging About It.

The Trouble With Our Praying Is, We Just Do It As A Means Of Last Resort.

But We Can't Alibi All Our Ills By Just Knocking The Old Banker. First He Loaned The Money, Then The People All At Once Wanted It Back, And He Didn't Have It. Now He's Got It Again, And Is Afraid To Loan It, So The Poor Devil Don't Know What To Do.