If You're Working On A Computer And

My Page Is Junk, Because I Hate Putting Anything To Do With Me On The Site, It Just Feels Wrong.

Occasionally I Play The Music For My Mother When She Demands To Hear It And She Always Just Says, 'who Is That Singing? I Don't Like The Singing.' And Then She Says 'who's Doing All That Bumpety-bump Noise?' It's All Noise Backing Up Horrible Singing As Far As She's Concerned. She's Not A Show-biz Mother.

I Mean, I'm In A Band, We're Reasonably Successful, I've Got A Very Nice Suit - I'm Not Even A Bad Person- So Why Can't I Get A Shag?

When We Rehearse, We're Always Trying To Aim For Something Else. But We Never Quite Succeed In Getting There.

The Thing About Rock Is That People Are Not Just Interested In Bands Because Of Where They Want To Go. It's Where They Want To Escape From That Matters.