If You're Too Free, You're Like The

I Have A Metal Plate In My Head, And Can Pop My Shoulder And Pop It Back.

I Do Small Things. I Try To Do Good Things Every Day. If Everyone Does Some Good, Think Of What A Good World This Will Be.

No Matter How Much More I Practice, My English Will Never Be Perfect. If It Is Really Terrible, I'll Correct It, But Otherwise, I Do It My Jackie Chan Way.

Don't Try To Be Like Jackie. There Is Only One Jackie. Study Computers Instead.

Family Is Not Who's Blood Is In You, Is Who You Love And Who Loves You