If You're Talking About Crowd Enthusiasm, It

Vodka! That's A Child's Drink, Why Am I Drinking This Stupid Drink, Oh And Why Am I On A Traffic Island?

Don't You Dare Use Party As A Verb In My Shop

Religion Is The Yeast Of Death Cakes. It Is The Most Awful Agent On A Vulnerable Mind. It's The Refuge Of Alienated And Lonely People. It's What People Had Before Television. It Yokes People Together Into An Imaginary World. It Is Just People Talking To Their Imaginary Friends, At Length. I Wouldn't Mind, But Some Of The People Are World Leaders.

I'm A Quitter. I Come From A Long Line Of Quitters. It's Amazing I'm Here At All.

I'm Organised In Some Ways, But Not In Others.