If You're Not Failing Every Now And

The Best Things In Life Are Censored.

Don't Knock Masturbation. It's Sex With Someone I Love.

I'm Short Enough And Ugly Enough To Succeed On My Own.

What If The Worst Is True? What If There's No God, And You Only Go Around Once, And That's It? Don't You Want To Be A Part Of The Experience? You Know, What The Hell? It's Not All A Drag, And I'm Thinking To Myself: Geez! I Should Stop Ruining My Life Searching For Answers I'm Never Gonna Get And Just Enjoy It While It Lasts. And, You Know, After-who Knows? Maybe There Is Something, Nobody Really Knows. I Know That Maybe Is A Very Slim Reed To Hang Your Whole Life On, But That's The Best We Have.

Those Who Can't Do, Teach. And Those Who Can't Teach, Teach Gym.