If You're Anything Like Me There Are

Im Thinking Of Buying A Monkey. Then I Think, Why Stop At One? I Don't Like Being Limited In That Way. Therefore, I'm Considering A Platton Of Monkeys, So That People Will Look At Me And See How Mellow And Well-adjusted I Am Compared To These Monkeys Throwing Feces Around.

At The End Of The Day, Anything I Think I'm Sacrificing I'm Just Giving Up Because It Makes Me Feel Better.

I Like To Be A Little More Difficult To Nail Down That That Just Inside Myself, But When Someone's Motivations, Even If They Wind Up Falling In One Side Or The Other Of The Debate, When They're Personal And Also When They're Masked By Something That Only The Audience Knows Is Really Their Motivation, That To Me Is Just What I Call Entertainment.

Does Any New Parent, Even If You're Not A First-time Parent, Ever Really Know What To Do?

Every Time I Feel That I Really Hit Critical Mass And I'm In The Right Place Is When I Feel Like The Director And I Become A Third Thing, And That's The Character.