If Your Shirt Isn't Tucked Into Your

I Learned The Word Non-conformist In Fourth Grade And Immediately Announced That I Would Grow Up To Become One.

My Career Is Inexplicable To Me. So Far I've Just Been Not Getting Fired Despite Being Myself.

I Just Always Had A Penchant For Performing For People.i'm A Jackass Clown.

How Lucky My Life Is That I Have Two Arms, And Two Legs, And Ten Fingers With Which To Make Things Out Of Wood.

I Spent A Lot Of My Youth Working Outside In The Elements, And I Kind Of Revel In Defeating Tough Weather.