If Your Computer Speaks English, It Was

A Lisp Programmer Knows The Value Of Everything, But The Cost Of Nothing.

C Programmers Never Die. They Are Just Cast Into Void.

If A Listener Nods His Head When You're Explaining Your Program, Wake Him Up.

Because Of Its Vitality, The Computing Field Is Always In Desperate Need Of New Cliches: Banality Soothes Our Nerves.

It Is Better To Have 100 Functions Operate On One Data Structure Than To Have 10 Functions Operate On 10 Data Structures.