If You Woke Up Each Morning, And

My Mother Was A Trained Nurse, And She'd Tell Me That Patients Would Fight As They Were Administered Anaesthetic, Grappling To Get The Gas Mask Off Their Face.

I Didn't Have A Sweet Tooth, But I Liked Butter, And I Liked Sauces, And I Liked Wine And Curry And Cheeses.

I Have An Irregular Heartbeat, So That Means A Fair Amount Of Medication - And I Have Blood Pressure Pills, Too, But No Vitamins Or Supplements.

If You Don't Go To A Dance You Can Never Be Rejected But You'll Never Get To Dance Either.

I Don't Have Ugly Ducklings Turning Into Swans In My Stories. I Have Ugly Ducklings Turning Into Confident Ducks.