If You Want To Play, You Gotta

For Men, I Think, Love Is A Thing Formed Of Equal Parts Lust And Astonishment. The Astonishment Part Women Understand. The Lust Part They Only Think They Understand.

Acknowledge Your Good Fortune By Sharing It.

What Jack Didn't Understand Was That No Matter Where He Went, The Same Asshole Got Off The Plane.

Now Comes The Big Question: What Are You Going To Write About? And The Equally Big Answer: Anything You Damn Well Want. Anything At All .... As Long As You Tell The Truth.

The Past Is Obdurate. It Doesn't Want To Change.