If You Think The Last Four Words

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider Your License Plate Personalized Because Your Dad Made It In Prison.

Every Generation Thinks They Invented Sex, Which Is The Stupidest Assumption In The World Because If That Was The Case, You Wouldn't Even Be Here.

If Your Biggest Tax Deduction Was Bail Money, You Might Be A Redneck.

Nowadays You Can't Even Spank Your Kids. No, Gotta Give 'em A Time Out. My Dad Would Take Time Out Of His Busy Day... To Whip Our Ass.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have A Picture Of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Or Elvis Over Your Fireplace.